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Fuck me Friday: Bagging a porn star

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How does one, you know, bag a porn star?

There is only one way to find out. That’s by trying. So where do these creatures hang out?

London, being a den of depravity, would be a good place to look.

Many a fresh faced homo has gone from Dublin to London to find his fortune, only to end up on his back with his legs in the air.

Incidentally we do not make porn in Dublin. Home movies maybe, but full on porno? Never.

Could you imagine it?

“Howya  Conchobhar”. (Hello Conor you are hot)

“Howya Eireamhon”. (Hello Eamon, thank you, you are hot also)

“Cum ere, show us ya bleedin langer bai”? (I’d like to get to know you better)

“Feck off ye”! (I’d like that)

“Ah go on now, ya bollix”. (Maybe dinner and  a show at the Gate?)

Ah jeaz’us, You’s call dat a bleedin Mickey? Feck off now, ye dourty old ruide. (That would be divine)

Are you feeling sexual? I thought not. Could you imagine where it would be set? No beautiful LA villa for us, no. We would set it in a rundown Georgian town house, in the north inner city with kids peering in through the windows.

So, there is no chance of bagging a porn star in Dublin. London it will have to be.

What kind of sexual gymnastics would a porn star get up to offset? Would he be a sexual tyrannosaurs or would he be all sexed out from the day job?

Would the reality match the fantasy?

There is of course only one way to find out.

Do stay tuned…..