They’re killing me! Really!
Is it possible to go out and just meet a regular bottom?
Do this, do that, harder, deeper, slower, blah, blah, fecking blah.
I’m the top, you’ll do as I say!
But oh no, every bottom these days is a power bottom.
Power bottom equals bossy bottom!
I know I’m being a total diva. But it’s wrecking my head.
And every homo has the right to be a diva.
Because I want to fuck and have fun, not star in a home porn movie.
Next you’ll be thinking that porn sex is real sex.
That’s the second thing.
What’s with all that constant porn talk?
Yeah you love that big dick up your ass.
Er, yes, that’s why you have it up my ass.
Lord give me the strength not to make this a home snuff movie!
Who do I blame for all this?
Charlie Harding and his ilk!
Yes I like to see naked hotties fucking on film.
But I prefer it if their mouths are filled with big cocks, no porn talk!
Mind you, I quite like to be shut up with a big cock too.
Hell, sometimes you just can’t win!
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