Truly it’s awful.
I’ve been praying for him.
As soon as I found out I knew we had to do something to help him.
Oh god it’s so painful to say it.
How could this be?!
Good looks, charm, a great body and well filled out pants.
And yet he is an abomination!
Thankfully, Google says there is a cure for him.
The Church of the Irresistible Power Bottom will come to his rescue.
We are going to start intensive Sexual Conversion Therapy.
We will convert him from being an unhappy heterosexual into a happy homosexual.
How does this therapy work?
Simple: the power of the lord.
First we shall speak in tongues, preferable while his penis is in our mouths.
Secondly, the power of Ass will compel him. It will compel him to bum us.
Thirdly, and most importantly, you must take unto thy self his holy seed.
The heterosexual demon is a deceitful beast, so to be on the safe side it’s best to repeat this as often as possible.
Fight the good fight people!
How would you seduce your man?
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