The shock, the awe!
The ramifications of this will be felt for weeks!
International relations have been out back by days!
Fox news has started a campaign to rally Middle America against me.
I merely stated that yankee men are crap in bed!
OK, saying this while I was fucking was a bit tactless but I was pissed off.
I mean, who the hell fucks for the mirror?
Er hello! I’m here next to you.
Stop looking at yourself!
There was only one thing for is, take charge, get off, and get out.
OK, we’ve all had one off dodgy shags.
But the same thing happened on my second play date!
Such naughtiness cannot go unpunished.
12 of the best across his power bottom.
And you know what? He told me to change position so he could watch in the mirror!
Yanks! You guys suck!! (But only when you can watch yourselves in the mirror).
How would you handle a vain man?
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