Fuck me Friday: Real men

Real men

As a famous auld dolly once said, where have all the good men gone?

And while we are looking for them, can we look for the real men too?

It’s not that I want a caveman.

But…

It would be nice if a man actually acted, looked and smelt like a man.

I love women.

I really do.

But I don’t like my men to be like women.

Smooth chest?

FAIL.

Shaved legs?

EPIC FAIL.

Smell like mother?

KILL ME NOW.

OK, so I’m being melodramatic, but hey! I’m gay!

We need to start a movement.

The Campaign for Real Men.

Men who look like men.

With body hair and muscles.

Men who act like men.

Masculine and make stuff.

Men who fuck like men.

Hard and dirty.

Are you with me?!!!

What do you think of metro-sexual men?

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7 thoughts on “Fuck me Friday: Real men

  1. I feel the same way Patrick. I like body hair, I like that “man smell”, not a big fan of cologne and yeah caveman in the bedroom!!!! Now I don’t mind a man that gets a mani/pedi cause yeah, gross feet are just…..gross.

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