As a famous auld dolly once said, where have all the good men gone?
And while we are looking for them, can we look for the real men too?
It’s not that I want a caveman.
It would be nice if a man actually acted, looked and smelt like a man.
I love women.
I really do.
But I don’t like my men to be like women.
Smell like mother?
KILL ME NOW.
OK, so I’m being melodramatic, but hey! I’m gay!
We need to start a movement.
The Campaign for Real Men.
Men who look like men.
With body hair and muscles.
Men who act like men.
Masculine and make stuff.
Men who fuck like men.
Hard and dirty.
Are you with me?!!!
What do you think of metro-sexual men?
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