There I am, enjoying a quiet drink with my one true love.
A 21 year old, black bush.
When I see him.
At first I didn’t know what to make of him.
Long bouncy hair.
Designer ‘gay’ beard.
Loose fitting white shirt.
Tight, well worked ass.
Then it dawned on me.
He was in drag.
In fact, it was Jesus drag.
Naturally, I had to go talk to him.
“Ah jeazuz, ye look like Jea’zuz”.
To which he merely smiled.
Knowingly, and seductively.
I guess he was feeling quite pleased with himself.
His sexy little look had sucked me in.
Somehow, despite his dubious ‘look’, he is looking like bit of a ride.
When did looking like the Son of God suddenly become sexy?
The Jesus look is only one blow dry away from the Fabio look.
I guess when you are young, skinny and gay, you can almost pull anything off.
Such is the way of life.
As for Jesus, he will be pulling me off later off this week!
What is the dodgiest gay look you have ever seen?
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