Damn it! Am I so old fashioned?
Am I asking for too much?
When did this all come to pass?
Why the hell can’t we do this anymore?
Yes, I’m ranting!
It should be as easy as sticking a dick in a hole.
We are Irish after all.
All I want is a bit of banter.
Not just tapping away at a computer.
But what seems so easy online, is dead in person.
Guys are obsessed with using apps to arrange hook-ups.
Which is fine.
But how about a bit of craic before we get down to it?
Sadly all that online bravado seems to disappear in the flesh.
Guys just seem to be losing the ability to chat and flirt.
It’s worse with the younger guys.
They’ve grown up in the era of Grindr and Gaydar.
They’re feckin useless.
Imagine a world in which there was no internet.
How the hell would they ever chat anyone up?
What works online, does not work in person.
I need to be charmed if you want to get my kit off!
What do you think, have we really lost the ability to chat each other up?
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