Talk to me!

flirting

Damn it! Am I so old fashioned?

Am I asking for too much?

When did this all come to pass?

Why the hell can’t we do this anymore?

Yes, I’m ranting!

It should be as easy as sticking a dick in a hole.

We are Irish after all.

All I want is a bit of banter.

Real banter.

Not just tapping away at a computer.

But what seems so easy online, is dead in person.

Guys are obsessed with using apps to arrange hook-ups.

Which is fine.

But how about a bit of craic before we get down to it?

Sadly all that online bravado seems to disappear in the flesh.

Guys just seem to be losing the ability to chat and flirt.

It’s worse with the younger guys.

They’ve grown up in the era of Grindr and Gaydar.

Poor things.

They’re  feckin useless.

Almost……

Imagine a world in which there was no internet.

How the hell would they ever chat anyone up?

What works online, does not work in person.

I need to be charmed if you want to get my kit off!

What do you think, have we really lost the ability to chat each other up?

Available to buy now:

Confessions of a Gay Rugby Player Part 3

CONFESSIONS OF A GAY RUGBY PLAYER 3

BUY ME FROM AMAZON

Confessions Part 2

CONFESSIONS OF A GAY RUGBY PLAYER 2

BUY ME FROM AMAZON

ConfGayRugbyPlayer_cvr[1]

CONFESSIONS OF A GAY RUGBY PLAYER 1

BUY ME FROM AMAZON

18 thoughts on “Talk to me!

    1. Some people text others while with their lovers or even in bed, during dinner, basically non-stop. Imagine how that would make you feel..

  1. Reblogged this on Author Susan Mac Nicol and commented:
    Patrick Darcy has a point of view shared by many. What the hell has happened to the art to conversation, of wooing a man with clever words, of making him feel sought after so at least when the kit does come off he feels a little as if there was a little verbal foreplay. Are we doomed to a generation where people have forgotten how to talk to each other, especially when it comes to getting jiggy with it….
    Your thoughts, ladies and gents? Are you a conversationalist, a texter, a dumb struck ass in the flesh, an app geek or do you really pursue that booty call with vigour and passion…Speak now or for ever hold your peace…

  2. I could not agree more. I love bannter. I miss it with men. It is a problem for straight girls too my dear. Men can not bannter ( present company excluded of course 😉 ). Men need a class on this. Until then I will have to go on feeling guilty for using my friends for my fix of whitty conversation.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s