Fuck Me Friday: Funny Sex

nappy man

I’ve always prided myself as being pretty unshakable.

But there are times when even I am aghast.

You want me to do what?

Really?

You like that?

OK…..awkward……

I guess I just have to tell myself that some people like to have funny sex.

You know, stuff that is a bit peculiar.

I don’t mean kinky, or ‘dangerous’.

I mean plain weird.

Will you put me in a nappy?

No! You are creeping me out.

Will you splat me with cream cakes?

No! Cakes are for eating!

Will you lead me around on a leash?

Well….. ok!

You see?

Funny is bad.

Kinky is good.

Yes I know, one man’s kink is another man’s vanilla.

But really, nappies and cakes?

So not cool.

But then I guess I have to remind myself not to be a prude and just go with it.

What’s the worst that can happen?

Have you ever had any funny requests?

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2 thoughts on “Fuck Me Friday: Funny Sex

  1. Did you used to watch Secret Diary of a
    Call girl with Billie Piper? The food thing is called ‘sploshing’ I believe. It’s a great series with lots of ‘interesting’ sex. The book is great too.

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