I know you’ll think I’m a total bollix.
But I just don’t like cuddles.
There! I said it.
What a relief.
I can stop hyper-ventilating now.
Don’t get me wrong.
I love intimacy.
But the intimacy I like involves penis and ass.
That cuddling shite?
No thank you.
Sometimes I’m out foxed by my own stupidity.
Why the hell do I bring people back to my place?
Oh yes, it’s my horn talking.
It’s so much easier to leave a gaff, than politely throw a ride out.
Note to self: stop bringing rides home.
So back to cuddling, what the fuck is that about?
Are we getting married?
Are you my boyfriend?
Do I want to see you again.
Hell no! The sex was not that good.
So stop rubbing your sweat into me.
Ok fine, I’ll say it.
Cuddling is intimate.
I just don’t want to share that part of me with a casual ride.
What do you think, am a jaded ride or onto something?