Fuck Me Friday : Horny Daddy

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Some things you really don’t need to know.

They gross you out and make you wretch.

Like seeing lube in your parent’s bedroom.

Or finding your grannies sex toys.

It’s just too wrong for words.

I’m going to need a lot of  therapy.

Other things you don’t mind finding out about.

Such as learning that your besties dad is gay.

I always knew there was a reason I liked him.

Truth be told, it wasn’t that much of a surprise.

Not that you could tell from the expression on my face.

Oh wow, that’s amazing, I never suspected at all!

We’ll gloss over the fact that he bummed me when I was 20.

He was my ‘hot daddy’.

A hairy forty something, packing a big repressed hetro cock.

Hetro cock?

It’s a fantasy thing.

Forbidden fruit, you get the picture.

Seeing that we are being honest, I’m a little disappointed.

I liked the idea of him going ‘one time gay’ on my ass.

Turns out he is just a homo chollo.

How many other asses has he had?

Fantasy ruined!

Don’t you just hate that!

4 thoughts on “Fuck Me Friday : Horny Daddy

  1. The funny thing is I was reading and thinking …. humm his best friend’s Dad is gay, bet he offers to bum him …. keep reading and …. shocker!

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