Fuck Me Friday: Sex Mojo

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If you eat too many sweets you will make yourself sick!

I can her mammy now, berating me as she chased me with the wooden spoon.

Those really were the days.

Of course the same is true even now.

But it’s not sweets that are the problem.

Have too much sex and Paddy will lose his mojo.

Yes, how sad for you all.

The week really has been insufferable.

After a threesome and a foursome last week, I’ve had bit of a downer.

So to speak.

Just a bit run down and, hormonal.

Yes, hormonal I tell thee.

A lack thereof.

Dishing out all that spunk has left me deflated and drained.

No perving of bottoms, no sneaking a look at bulges.

I have felt quite queer and unlike myself.

I’ve passed the week interfering with other people’s sex lives, and being a general bollix.

But there really is only one treatment for such a malaise.

Total abstinence until the mojo returns.

No masturbation and definitely no sex.

Has it worked?

Well I woke up with a boner, the first time this week, and with a spring in my step.

I mentally put into order of ‘doabilty’ the men on the tram.

This can only mean one thing, So help you gays of London! I’m coming to fuck you all!!

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