Fuck Me Friday: Festival of Romance

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So today is the day that I depart for dear old England.

To Bedford, and the Festival of Romance.

I’ll be there pimping myself with Liam Livings.

But what will the old dears make of us?

Two hot rides, telling them to dump their Mills n Boon.

Do people still read that?

Mills n Boon?

Does that dude with the long hair still fill the covers?

Fabio with his orange tan, and silky conditioned hair.

How unsexy.

Why do women fancy the strangest men?

When I see some of the trolls my friends date and marry…..

Why you do dat?

You don’t have to marry.

How about just holding out for a good one?

But then you could be waiting a long time.

All the good ones are gay.

I know what you’re thinking.

I married a good man……it’s all relative my dear…..

Trust me, all the good ones are gay.

You might not think that’s possible…… that’s called denial.

Who in their right mind would be straight?

See! You just married a crazy person.

My point made.

So yes, Liam and I are hot, and we will be in Bedford .

You can’t have him, he’s mine.

But I’m willing to share.

Oh and I’m giving out free copies of my Book!

Confessions of a Gay Rugby Player . Part 1.

7 thoughts on “Fuck Me Friday: Festival of Romance

  1. I’m very excited about the weekend. Will pack…soon.
    People still read *lots* of mills & Boon novels.

  2. Lots of my writer friends will be there. Do I need to warn them? 😉
    I married a bisexual man. Best of both worlds. 🙂

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