Fuck Me Friday: I deserve a threesome

rough sex

Goddamit I work my fingers to the bone.

Listening to gobshites and gombeens all week.

Oh the model is too thin.

My client needs to get paid more.

That actor gives off the wrong aura.

What a crock of shite.

No wonder  I want to box the head off the interns.

The stress of modernity is killing me.

At this rate I will be in the Betty Ford.

There is only one solution for this.

A nice gentle……

Rough, violent, deliciously degrading, spit roast.

Doesn’t everything feel better after sex?

It really is a cure all.

I guess I should qualify that, good sex is a tonic.

Bad sex is just a cruel joke.

Like a hunk with a small mickey.

Tragic.

I used to date this guy at college.

When I say date, I mean fuck.

I didn’t actually like him.

He was a crass, insensitive, working class hero.

But he was hung like a Greek god.

He made no attempt to hide the fact that he held me in utter contempt.

I was nothing but a Jackeen to him.

He needed to break me.

The best way to do that?

Fuck me like a cheap whore.

So there we were, growling at each other as we had the most amazing sex.

We both felt totally revitalized after a night of sex.

Off we would go.

In good form and high spirits.

We’d forget that we hated each other until the next time.

Sex, don’t you just love it!

Have you ever fucked someone you dislike just for the craic?

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