Seems like everyone wants to do it these days.
You can’t open a newspaper without reading something about it.
Everyone is for it, apart from the nuts on TV.
Oh I’m all for your right to do it, but it’s not for me.
I hear that lesbians have already started divorcing each other.
Because the reality does not match up to their expectations.
What were they expecting?
Too much it seems.
Fairytales, I just don’t believe in them.
Happily ever after?
No, not with these hairy legs.
I just want to enjoy the here and now for what it is.
Not what I want it to be.
Having said that, I can see the attraction.
What a great party.
Plenty of drink.
Doing the waltz with your old aunties.
Enjoying the craic.
It’s might fierce.
Of course there are other reasons to get married.
I get that.
Our relationship is just as valid as yours etc.
Then there is tax, adoption, wills etc, etc.
Yep there are a lot of good reasons to get married.
Oh and love.
Truth be told, the real reason I don’t want to get married is I love married men.
They are so hot!
I want them.
They want me.
Straight married bottom/ hung gay top: a marriage made in heaven.
This is just how it is meant to be.
Like I said, I support your right to get married, but only so I can have you!