What are you doing?
I’m fucking you, what do you think I’m doing?
Really? I thought you was fucking some bitch!
Ouch! That told me.
Painful. But his point was well made.
If you are going to have sex with a man, fuck like men.
And if you are going to fuck muscle ass, fuck it hard.
Fuck it like you mean it.
Man sex really is nothing like woman sex.
Oh the mechanics may be similar.
Stick something big into something tight and wet.
But no, it’s nothing like man and woman sex.
A friend of mine has been telling me all about his hetro anal sex.
His feminine wife is like: not so hard, not so deep, slower, more lube!
My recent conquest is like: spit on my hole n shove it in hard!
Bossy greedy bottoms! I fecking love em!!
As for my friend?
Marriage really isn’t suiting him.
He is leering at every bit of trouser in Dublin.
I should put him out of his misery and ride the hole off him.
But he’s made his bed, now he has to fuck in it!