Something’s are truly insufferable.
Like an erotica coffee morning.
Oh Pat you really must attend, learn all about what readers want!
I really am a gullible twat.
How bad was it?
I contemplated killing myself with a tea spoon!
What a bunch of whiny bitches.
So this is what I learned:
- Women like sex.
- Women like lots of sex.
- Women marry guys who are crap at sex.
- Women never ask for the sex that they want.
- And jealousy is king in the one dick relationship.
Could I ever imagine going on a date, a.k.a. hook up, and not ask for what I want?
No dude, don’t use lube, just stick your tongue up there.
See how easily I said it?
Hey man, my buddy just texted, will I message back and tell him to join us?
Actually I’m not asking, I’m telling. We’re having fucking a threesome.
To my surprise women really are twisted bitches.
I wish he would just come home and fuck me over the kitchen table…. while pulling my hair and spanking my bottom.
Sometimes I think about him and his best friend fucking me together.
Well get you!
Inside you’re just like guys!
But outside you act all prim n proper.
That’s really quite peculiar, but rather endearing.
So I had to ask.
Why don’t you stop reading and start doing?
- Oh my husband would never…..
- It would ruin our relationship…..
So what you are saying is, you would, but your men are holding you back?
Wow straight men really are a chore.
How ever do you women cope?