Sexy Sunday: Sex manners.

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Sweet mother of god!

Is that…..

What the fuck….

Why did you not warn me?

You can fuck right off.

No one likes to be conned.

Certainly not me.

The fecking bollix.

Lets go back to mine and fuck, I’m a top by the way blah de blah blah!

You are not fucking me with that thing.

Can we not at least try? If it hurts we can stop. 

If it hurts? Are you taking the piss? Do I look like I can take a baseball bat up my hole?

What the fuck is it with people these days?

If you are going to have a cock the size of a third leg you need to warn people.

Or at the very least have the decency to be a bottom.

Yes its big, but its not clever, and its not polite.

Why do people forget their manners when it comes to sex?

Are men really so retarded?

The things I have had to endure.

There was the man who came on the back of my head. Why?

The twat that spunked up my nose. Knobhead!

Not to forget the dick that neglected to tell me that he still lived with his parents.

Manner people!

Manners!!

Am I asking for too much?

You’re hosting but you have no lube or rubbers?

No drink to offer.

You live in a bedsit!

Should I lighten up?

Am I being all protestant about it?

Do I need to be more spontaneous?

Do I just need to roll with it?

Fucking hell.

I’m a boring fart.

It’s finally happening to me.

I’ll be moving to the suburbs and getting a cat next.

I’m becoming……..middle class!

See you in hell!

4 thoughts on “Sexy Sunday: Sex manners.

  1. One would hope that if a person wanted to get laid, they could at least have the decency to mind a basic set of manners, oh and have the required tools/protection. >.<

  2. I don’t know, cock size conversations just seem wrong to me. If a guy started to tell me about his massive dick…. I would just be thinking “YOUR A MASSIVE DICK”. And guys who are concerned that you will be disappointed…sigh. Nothing sexier than spending the night telling a guy that he is not inadequate. Double sigh. If the size really would be an issue, are you going to be the bitch/dick to say “oh never mind. I am not up to dealing with your freaky cock.”?

    Protection is a must and maybe some toys. And a extensive knowledge of how to work with what you got. 😉

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