Confessions of a Gay Rugby Player part 4 . On sale Feb 19.

Ready for your next dose of hot gay rugby?Confessions of a gay Rugby player part 4

Here’s a little taster of whats in store!

Ah, the punchline: “If any of you know cause or just impediment why these two persons should not be joined together in holy matrimony……”  I’d dearly love to get up and scream, “He’s a cocksucking GAA player” and cause a total scene a la Spanish soaps, but I resist.

Could you imagine the look on Uncle Liam’s face? The shock would kill him. His daughter marrying a man who plays GAA! Hell, the jam-making Protestants would never let him back into the golf club.

“I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride…” Finally. Weddings are a total chore. The only thing worse than a wedding in our local parish is’ a wedding in the Catholic church across the street. All that getting up and down, on your knees, on your hole. Lord, no wonder I’m permanently perched on one buttock.

“Don’t they look so happy?”

“Yes, Auntie Eileen.”

“That will be you some day, Conor. You make your mother proud.”

“Yes, Auntie Eileen.”

“You’ll make some girl so happy.” Bless her. Auntie Eileen is in her nineties and has dementia. Short of me fucking Oisin on the altar, I don’t think I’m going to explain ‘gay’ to her. Oisin looks far from impressed; he’s going to say something stupid. He must feel compelled to roar like She-Ra, Mistress of the Universe. But he thinks better of it. Sweet old Auntie Eileen, look at her. She’s not even five feet tall. Could you really give out to her?

Look out for the next teaser on Friday 31st of January.

Buy it February 19th.

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