Wiki: Dating is a form of courtship consisting of social activities done by two people with the aim of each assessing the other’s suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse. While the term has several meanings, it usually refers to the act of meeting and engaging in some mutually agreed upon social activity in public, together, as a couple.
Doesn’t it sound fun?
Long romantic walks.
Watching Rom-Coms together.
We love you Jennifer Anniston.
Do I look like a woman to you?
Bitch I may be fierce but I ain’t no Chica Fajita!
You see, guys do not date.
We hook up.
I don’t want you to stay the night.
I don’t want to make polite conversation.
But I do want to stick my tongue up your ass
Hey I get it.
You probably have some Mills n Boon BS in your mind about repressed gay love.
Some Brokeback Mountain shite.
The only thing repressed around here is my Sub.
And I whip that shit outta him!
You see men and women are not the same.
When you’re young and packing, you need to spread your love.
And your hole.
No guy wants to settle down and live happily ever after.
We only have boyfriends so we have sex on tap.
And as with cars, we like to do regular trade-ins.
Anyway, we have GRINDR now.
Dating really is a hetro thing.
When guys date, we fuck.
Women are looking for a life partner and potentially good mate.
We’re looking for a big cock and a tight hole.
Wrapped up in a sex pack with a slutty smile.
Trust me, I know my shit!