Sexy Sunday: Wank chat 

 

wank chat

What is it with fellas these days?

They are obsessed with wank chat.

Don’t get me wrong.

I like to talk some too.

But a bit of charm would not go a miss.

 

Lads just go straight in for the kill.

Wanna fuck?

BJ?

Hook up, accom?

 

Bitch buy me a drink first!

I’m only kidding!

You don’t have to buy me drink if you’e hot.

Though if I’m on the fence about you, maybe you should get me trollied…..

Drink makes everyone a ride!!

 

Now having said all that, I do like talking shite myself.

It’s just that I don’t take myself seriously.

My chat up lines are pure class.

 

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

 

Who could resist that?

Say that to me and you’re in!

 

The best wank chat is funny and sexy.

I’m just fed up of in your face sex talk.

Make me laugh will ye!

 

There is one caveat.

Sex chat while having sex.

I’m sorry but I can’t help myself.

I try to be classy but inside I’m nasty.

Thankfully sex talk has its own rules.

  1. If you are hot you can say anything as long as you are naked.
  2. If you are making your partner come nobody gives a feck.

 

You love that cock in you don’t you faggot!?

Suck my cock queer!

Fuck me harder you cunt!

 

Yes you’re right.

In absolute terms you sound like a twat.

And I’m sure you’ve all said some pretty stupid things.

But in the end its all about coming.

It’s the ultimate get out of jail card.

 

2 thoughts on “Sexy Sunday: Wank chat 

  1. 1) This made me laugh out loud!
    “If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?”

    2) IMHO, this is…um…the exact opposite of ‘twaty’ sounding! *wink*
    “You love that cock in you don’t you faggot!?
    Suck my cock queer!
    Fuck me harder you cunt!”

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