Nothing, and I do mean nothing, is worse than finding out that your ex is getting married.
Don’t get me wrong.
I hate that son of a bitch.
I don’t want him back.
But him getting married?
Living happily ever after?
I know what you’re thinking.
He hurt me.
Yeah he did.
Mentally (in a bad way).
Did I hurt him?
Physically (in a good way).
But that does not mean I’m pining for him.
This isn’t some Mills n Boon shite.
I’m not going to run into the church and say ‘I lurve you Daaaarlene’!
I want him to suffer!
I guess it’s just jealousy really.
How has he been able to meet a man and settle down but I haven’t?
If anyone should be snapped up it’s me.
I mean I’m a bleedin legge.
On top of that, is he really marriage material?
Don’t marrying types need to be, you know, not sluts?
Not that I’m anti sluts.
I love all you sluts!!
But that man’s had more cock than a fat cock eating monster!
Do I think it will last?
How can I be so sure?
I’m going to fuck his husband of course!
By the time I’m done he will be ruined!
I’m only kidding!
I would never deliberately go out and ruin a gay marriage.
I can’t say the same for a hetro marriages.
As we all know, they are shams anyhow.
No, he’s made his bed.
Now he’s going have to lay in it.
With the same man…….for eternity!