Fuck me Friday: Straight ass: the honey trap

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Holy sweet be’jeazuz!

What the feck is wrong with me?

Normal people don’t do shit like this.

I really need to learn to say no.

Why can’t I say no?

I must be some kind needy auld hoor!

 

No Mrs G, you’re a friend but no! I won’t fuck your husband.

 

Oh but he will be dressed up like a princess! And you love straight ass, don’t you Pat….

 

Oh you bitch!

This is soooo wrong.

But Pat loves straight ass.

I flock to straight ass like rent boys do to a wallet.

 

OK, fine.

I’m going to fuck him. And you can watch.

But I don’t want you talking shite all the time.

Do this, do that, again, again.

Bitch I know how to fuck ass.

 

Why are straight people so fucked up?

I say straight people, I mean straight women.

Maybe it’s all the erotica you read?

It all gets jumbled up in your heads and comes out as:

Honey I want to see you get fucked by a real man!

 

Really I only have myself to blame.

When I let him suck me off that time I didn’t realise it was a set up.

Planting a seed.

Nurturing an idea.

One that would bloom into:  fuck my husband as I watch!

Talk about being set up.

Shits just fucked up, and I need to grow a pair!

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