Fuck Me Friday: Slack ass #powerbottom

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Something is not quite right here.

It just does not feel right.

It’s supposed to be better than this.

Am I in yet?

Are you in yet?

Are we fucking yet?

Either I have a small dick or….

This bottom has a huge hole!

 

I measured up, I’m above average bitch!

When you hook up with a power bottom you think it’s going to be great.

You can do anything you want to his hole and he will love it.

Fist him.

Use big toys.

Then ride the living b’jeazuz outta him.

But the truth is somewhat different.

Yeah, you can punch fuck him.

Shove a dildo the size of a beer can up his ass.

But that’s all mental.

In the end you need physical stimulation.

I.E. you need to fuck.

 

How do you tell a bottom that his ass is so slack you can’t feel a thing?

It really isn’t the done thing now is it?

Hello excuse me, do you might tightening up down there, I can hardly feel a thing!

No, that’s not going to go down well.

 

I guess I should have listened to my friend Damo.

His partner has a real porno dick.

Over 9 inches in length.

Like two cans of Red Bull, end on end.

He is condemned to spend eternity with him.

His ass is so stretched out, ‘normal’ tops just won’t do.

He warned me not to ‘fuck’ the power bottom.

That it would be a letdown.

For a wee man like me….

Bitchy queen!

He was right of course.

But then bottoms always are.

Don’t you hate that?

 

Its more fun to fuck with real men.

And real men are vers.

Any man who only bottoms is either married or just very selfish.

And who wants a selfish lover? (we all want married men)

 

4 thoughts on “Fuck Me Friday: Slack ass #powerbottom

  1. What exactly is a ‘power bottom’ and what makes him any different than a ‘regular’ bottom? And there are certain…uhm…ways, chemical ways that man can tighten up. American women have been using it for years and it can be found in your local grocers. I’m just sayin’…..

  2. Can you give us a more detailed explanation than that? You know gay men hate when their straight female friends ask too many questions. I would rather know these things then hang out clueless
    Thank You in advance. You have always done a wonderful kindness by explaining these labels men put on each other.

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