There is only one thing worse than a fake Dom.
And that’s a fake Sub.
I mean why?
Why the feck would you make out you was a Sub when in fact you are a…
What the fuck are you if you’re not a Sub or Dom?
I’ll tell you what.
Thats what the fuck you are.
Who wants to fuck boring?
I’m not talking to you married women.
I should have realised there was a problem when I saw how messy is apartment was.
What kind of gay does not have a cleaner?
But no, ‘Pat, cut ye man some slack’, I tell myself.
At least he had the decency to get me a beer to drink while he sucked my cock.
Yeah….sucking my cock….…
He wasn’t all that good at it.
I mean for fuck sake.
It’s only a piercing.
It’s not going to chip a tooth.
Thankfully I know what to do when a bottom is crap at sucking cock.
Tie him up and fuck him until he sweats like a pig.
We had discussed safe words.
I knew I should have ball gagged him.
My dick was barely wet……‘RED! RED! RED!’
Serves me right for not packing my ball gag.
Three times I tried to fuck him.
Three times: RED!
In the end I lost my temper and choked him as he gagged on my cock.
At last he did something that pleased me.
I do like the sound of gagging.
Almost as much as I like choking a hot bottom.
How did it end?
I blew my load over his face.
Naturally I forbade him from coming.
I told him he could cum after I left.
Either way I didn’t care to see him blow his load.
He looked awfully confused.
So I explained it to him: me coming is all that you should be concerned about.
I’m going to teach you how to be a good Sub. Do you understand?
Can he be trained?
I don’t know.
He doesn’t seem like a natural Sub.
In fact he could pass for straight.
Fuck it, life is just too short for this shit!