Sexy Sunday: RIP Twink no more

There really is no avoiding it.

Eventually it will happen to all of them.

The question is: how do you go about ‘managing’ it?

What am I talking about?

I’m talking about twinks getting old.

 

make a twink top

A good friend of mine has hit 30.

I had to give it to him straight.

Damo, you’re no longer a twink!

You’re just a skinny queen!

OK I didn’t have to call him skinny, but he is.

You can only get away with being skinny if you’re a smooth 19 year old bottom.

Which he is not.

So what are we to do with him?

After brain storming we, by which I mean I, have decided to make him into a top.

Now settle down!

I know its a big transformation but I think we can pull it off.

Firstly, he is the perfect age for a top, thirty something.

Secondly, he has a big penis.

Thirdly, he knows how to get fucked so he should be a considerate top.

So how are we going to go about this?

He needs to bulk up, so he’s on protein and in the gym.

Next he needs to stop wearing tight twink clothes.

And grow some stubble.

Then the big challenge.

Attitude.

Damo is a precious queen.

Tops are not like that.

I need to butch him up.

So I’m talking him to the GAA.

I see him more as a blue collar top, not a posh rugby top.

GAA drag: polyester t-shirts, freckles, bogger accents and pints of Guinness.

Well he is from tipperary.

OK, he’s going to look the part.

Sound the part.

And he’s packing meat.

Who’s he going to fuck with his big culchie dick?

Me of course!

I’m not doing all this work for the goodness of my heart.

No!

The goodness of me ole!

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