There is nothing worse than a post fuck cuddler.
When he should be dressing and leaving, he’s wrapped around me.
My body language should tell him everything:
I’m leaning away from him.
Its plain and simple.
I’ve come, go home!
He finally got the idea and left.
But low and behold he messages me on Grindr.
I miss you lets hook up.
What does that even mean?
He misses me!????
Thats crazy talk.
So I blocked him on Grindr.
But fuck my stupid ass.
I’d given him my number.
Hey man, you block me on Grindr.
Er… hello! Of course I did.
Why does he want to make this even more awkward?
Can we just no move on with dignity?
What are we, married or something?
I’m just too polite.
I should tell him to feck off.
But I don’t ant to be a biatch.
So I’m being a bitch and giving him the silent treatment.
However its not working.
Listen I get it.
I’m a ride.
I’m a bleedin legge!
I can pick you up and fuck you standing up.
I stuck my tongue up you ass and choked you as I fucked you.
Thats just a quiet night in for me.
Get over it!
Not that I said that.
I’m far too polite.
Like I said, the silent treatment.
Eventually he will get the idea.
Move on like.
But why are some guys clingy?
I reckon they are just emotionally under developed.
What do you reckon?