Clingy types

There is nothing worse than a post fuck cuddler.

When he should be dressing and leaving, he’s wrapped around me.

My body language should tell him everything:

I’m leaning away from him.

Arms crossed.

Its plain and simple.

I’ve come, go home!

He finally got the idea and left.

clingy

But low and behold he messages me on Grindr.

I miss you lets hook up.

Miss me?

Hook up?!

Bonner killer.

What does that even mean?

He misses me!????

Thats crazy talk.

So I blocked him on Grindr.

But fuck my stupid ass.

I’d given him my number.

Hey man, you block me on Grindr.

Er… hello! Of course I did.

oh bitch please!

Why does he want to make this even more awkward?

Can we just no move on with dignity?

What are we, married or something?

I’m just too polite.

I should tell him to feck off.

But I don’t ant to be a biatch.

So I’m being a bitch and giving him the silent treatment.

However its not working.

Listen I get it.

I’m hot.

I’m a ride.

I’m a bleedin legge!

I can pick you up and fuck you standing up.

I stuck my tongue up you ass and choked you as I fucked you.

But hey!

Thats just a quiet night in for me.

Get over it!

snap out of it!

Not that I said that.

Hell no.

I’m far too polite.

Like I said, the silent treatment.

Eventually he will get the idea.

Move on like.

But why are some guys clingy?

I reckon they are just emotionally under developed.

What do you reckon?

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