Rimming: a simple pleasure

rimming ass

 

Do you know the show Red Dwarf?

And the character called Rimmer?

He got that name as an insult.

Yes, an insult!

Can you believe that??

How can something so good be an insult?

 

Well I’m a ‘rimmer’.

And I’m proud of it.

 

I simply love it!

Don’t most people?

Of course they do!

What kind of freak would not?

Maybe one of those hetrowhatyoumecallits?

 

Yes, straight people and anal.

You people will never get it, will you?

 

Anyway, enough of those freaks and back to me.

Although I am a bit freaky too.

Me and my love of assholes.

What do I love about them?

What’s not to love?

I love everything about a fit ass.

 

So when did I first realise I was an ass eater?

Pretty much right away.

From my first hook up I knew I loved tongue fucking ass.

As soon as he dropped his pants I had my face buried in there.

It got me so horny I just had to pound him after!

 

Oh yes pounding ass.

Rimming and fucking go together like…..

Working late in the office and blowing your boss for a pay rise.

It’s just a natural correlation.

 

There’s no better way to warm up a bottom’s hole.

I’ve not met a bottom yet who’s not begged to be buggered after getting rimmed.

And I do like a needy bottom.

Oh Pat, fuck me, fuck me now!

Harder deeper!

Fuck me like a dirty cunt.

 

OK maybe not the last one.

I’m not that freaky!

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